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I Can Explain It

... but I can't understand it for you

I Can Explain It thanks to Barry McCartney

Understanding something from another person's perspective

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

To understand is to forgive, even oneself. - Alexander Chase

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can explain this to you; I can't comprehend it for you. - Ed Koch

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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