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Car-ving her appreciation on the family car

I Love Dad thanks to Renate Jaster

“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” - I Corinthians 13:13

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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky


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