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If You Work Hard

How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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