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If You Work Hard

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If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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