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If You're Looking For A Sign

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If You're Looking For A Sign thanks to Jim Serritella

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars." - Steven Wright

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don't have the first, the other two will kill you. - Warren Buffet

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller


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