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Irish Diplomacy

Diplomatic request for VIP seats at a World Cup Play-off Match

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

World Cup football rivalry between heads of State in Ireland and France

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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