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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Listen if you want to be heard. - John Wooden

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you want to get people to listen, don't talk so much. - Red Auerbach

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. - Rebecca Falls

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. - William Arthur Ward

Every musical phrase has a purpose. It's like talking. If you talk with a particular purpose, people listen to you, but if you just recite, it's not as meaningful. - Itzhak Perlman

Don't allow your critics to snuff out your dreams. Protect yourself from this folly by associating with people who support and nurture your ideas. Keep your dreams alive. - Les Parrott

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins

None of us got to where we are alone. Whether the assistance we received was obvious or subtle, acknowledging someone's help is a big part of understanding the importance of saying thank you. - Harvey Mackay


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