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Is This Really Happening?!

Making famous first impressions

Is This Really Happening?! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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