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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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