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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

Joe's Place thanks to joe-kster

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No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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