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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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