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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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