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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

Just One More Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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