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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

Just One More Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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