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Kanye Twitty

Kim Kardashian bent out of shape by Kanye's Twitter rants

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Much like the rest of society, Kim Kardashian is reportedly fed up with Kanye West’s Twitter rants, which have really experienced an uptick in recent weeks. While she may not speak up much about her hubby’s ridiculous social media behavior, insiders say Kim is totally bent out of shape over it.

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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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