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Kim Kardashian bent out of shape by Kanye's Twitter rants

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Much like the rest of society, Kim Kardashian is reportedly fed up with Kanye West’s Twitter rants, which have really experienced an uptick in recent weeks. While she may not speak up much about her hubby’s ridiculous social media behavior, insiders say Kim is totally bent out of shape over it.

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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

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Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

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