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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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