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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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