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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

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Things are seldom what they seem. - William S Gilbert

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

A thing may be dreaded as long as it has not overtaken you. - Chanakya

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. - Audrey Niffenegger

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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