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Laid Back In The Outback

Camping in style for Aussie Jeep drivers

Laid Back In The Outback thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Roughing it in Australia

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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