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Lawn Time Awakening

Waking up to lawntastic scenery

Lawn Time Awakening thanks to Barry McCartney

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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