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Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Confidence comes from being prepared. - John Wooden

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett


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