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The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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