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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Pep without purpose is piffle. - Unknown

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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