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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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