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Driving down the center line of life

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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