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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov


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