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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

All you need is love. - John Lennon

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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