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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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