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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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