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Love Lost thanks to Keith Blake

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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