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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci


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