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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden


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