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Love Rocks

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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