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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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