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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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