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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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