Meet Your Future Ex-Wife

The future is a great land. - Unknown

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown