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Men in Denim

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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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