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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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