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Metric Clock

Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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Got Them All

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See You Later

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Cell Phone Booth

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