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Mexican Word Of The Day

Mexico prepares for the Trump era

Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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