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Mexican Word Of The Day

Mexico prepares for the Trump era

Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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