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Mexico Is A Huge Country

Most commonly spoken language in the U.S. other than English

Mexico Is A Huge Country thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Spanish PR's from the Caraboon. - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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