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Mexico Is A Huge Country

Most commonly spoken language in the U.S. other than English

Mexico Is A Huge Country thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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