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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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