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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown


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