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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde


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