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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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