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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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