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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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