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Money Drop

Taking overnight donations at the Old West Cafe in Grapevine, Texas

Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman


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