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Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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