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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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