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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


Fire Distinguisher

Escapism

Skywalking

Wine Karaoke

An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon

Do Nothing Day

Maxi Boot Sorbet

United Procrastinators

Tower of Pisa Restorer

Healthy Breakfast

Breathe in the Ocean

Half Price Car

Chinese Music School

iPhone Nose Charger

Mom Posting

Soul Repair

Grown Up Yet?

Chest Walk

Car Axident