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Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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