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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen


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