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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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