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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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