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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Still not worried
Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

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