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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Creation is ongoing. - Lakota

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers


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