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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed