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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Creation is ongoing. - Lakota

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


Super Size Mosquito

Perfectly In Tune With Nature

Crayola Keyboard

Turtle Leash

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Turbo Charged Computer

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Our Grate Lord

Vertical Roller Coaster Ride

Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

Nintendo Wedding Cake

Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape