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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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