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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. - Samuel Goldwyn

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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