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Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

With excellent penmanship you could become a substitute teacher too

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Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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