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Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

With excellent penmanship you could become a substitute teacher too

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Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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