Perfect Girl

Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison