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By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

The union of the Word and the Mind produces that mystery which is called Life... Learn deeply of the Mind and its mystery, for therein lies the secret of immortality. - Joseph Addison

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword! - Oscar Wilde


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