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Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

In the revolt against idealism, the ambiguities of the word experience have been perceived, with the result that realists have more and more avoided the word. - Bertrand Russell

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." - Rita Rudner

I believe that words can help us move or keep us paralyzed, and that our choices of language and verbal tone have something – a great deal - to do with how we live our lives. - Adrienne Rich

Every thought willingly contemplated, every word meaningly spoken, every action freely done, consolidates itself in the character, and will project itself onward in a permanent continuity. - Henry Giles


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