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I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images. - Neils Bohr


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