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Police Profiling In Canada

You wouldn't have stopped me if I was a polar bear

Police Profiling In Canada thanks to Roy Taylor

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone


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