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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. - Ovid

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Our daily objectives should include an honest effort to improve on yesterday. - Zig Ziglar

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

Candor is a proof of both a just frame of mind, and of a good tone of breeding. It is a quality that belongs equally to the honest man and to the gentleman. - James F. Cooper

There is something about a martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin;
And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth -
I think that perhaps it's the gin. - Ogden Nash

The truth is that I feel totally helpless, or totally inconsolable, to be more honest. I’m not trying to hide it, but it’s something you’re not to worry about. - Jostein Gaarder

The great systems that inform the world about the truth and life invariably claim to be absolutely truthful and well-balanced. In reality they are quaking bridges built out of yearning. - Peter H√łeg

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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