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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

The truth needs so little rehearsal. - Barbara Kingsolver

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. - Russian Proverb

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge

What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert


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