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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A lot of people are afraid to tell the truth, to say no. That's where toughness comes into play. Toughness is not being a bully. It's having backbone. - Robert Kiyosaki

Boldness in the course of a noble fight is worth the risk... If you stand on truth, you'll only regret your timidity later, but you'll never regret being bold. - Charles R. Swindoll

The truth is that I feel totally helpless, or totally inconsolable, to be more honest. I’m not trying to hide it, but it’s something you’re not to worry about. - Jostein Gaarder

Truth happens in a state of not knowing, truth happens in innocence. Truth happens where there are no clouds of thoughts moving in your consciousness, when the sky is absolutely clear. - Osho

There are all sorts of things embodied in the Lego brick - geometry and mathematics and truth and proportion and shape and colour. It is a faintly spiritual activity that everybody connects with. - James May

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown


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