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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you've done before, you have bested yourself. - Pokemon

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. - Will Rogers

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski

If children really want to learn something, and have the opportunity to learn it in use, they do so even if the teaching is poor. For example many learn difficult video games with no professional teaching at all. - Seymour Papert

There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all. - Grimsley


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