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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you've done before, you have bested yourself. - Pokemon

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Life would be a perpetual flea hunt if a man were obliged to run down all the innuendoes, inveracities, and insinuations and misrepresentations which are uttered against him. - Henry Ward Beecher

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

If somewhere in this world there is someone who understands you, it feels like that person is right beside you, even if you're as far apart as the end of the land and the top of the sky. - Pokemon

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski

Even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought. - Alder

If children really want to learn something, and have the opportunity to learn it in use, they do so even if the teaching is poor. For example many learn difficult video games with no professional teaching at all. - Seymour Papert

There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all. - Grimsley


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