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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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