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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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