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Rebar Walker thanks to Barry McCartney

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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