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If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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