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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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