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Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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