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The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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