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Redneck Bird Feeder

Alabama introduces new lighting standards for chicken coops

Redneck Bird Feeder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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