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How there can be peace between the Jews and Palestinians

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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