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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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