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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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