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I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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