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Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty

Puns since the Middle Ages
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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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