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Sage - any of various plants of the genus Salvia of the mint family, especially S. officinalis, having aromatic grayish-green leaves

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No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable


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