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Sand Strap Experience

Is the new guy as experienced as he says?

Sand Strap Experience thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It is always the secure who are humble. - G K Chesterton

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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