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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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