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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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